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standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

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@1 day ago with 130623 notes

i’m sooo looking forward to next month =)

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in-my-mouth:

Garlic Bread Margherita Pizza
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@3 days ago with 309611 notes
#lol 

flrebender:

DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR SAYING SORRY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I WILL ACCIDENTALLY APOLOGIZE EVEN MORE AND SORRY

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@2 days ago with 220120 notes

my life is one big “wow ok”

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@3 days ago with 389934 notes

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redlinejp:

We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared

And here’s today’s reminder that I’m getting OLD.

No this joke is fantastic because it works on three levels.

  1. If you’re too young to know what VCRs were, “Ha ha, things used to be weird in the past.”
  2. If you’re old enough to know intellectually what they were, “Ha ha, young people need VCRs explained to them.  Silly kids.”
  3. If you’re old enough to actually remember using VCRs, “YES, THE CLOCKS, THEY DID ALWAYS FLASH 12:00 WHY COULD NO ONE FIGURE THAT OUT!”

Funny to three different groups for three different reasons.

i grew up with a vcr that told the correct time

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@4 days ago with 112176 notes
#TBH I DONT REMEMBER IT FLASHING 12 :(