@1 day ago with 410088 notes
I wish my wallet came with free refills
someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that
(via schhour)@2 days ago with 184006 notes
@17 hours ago with 291637 notes
LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY
@1 day ago with 548122 notes
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
(via sarahlalalam)@2 days ago with 347705 notes
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
(via sarahlalalam)@3 days ago with 71332 notes